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Beaner Jew

A Beaner Jew is a team killing fucktard on Halo, a friend who interrupts two drunk girls when they are making out because he is such a fucking idiot, or is someone you love to make fun of but keep running out of tasteful names for.
Note: a Beaner Jew can be any color or have any religion.
Jacobs such a fucking Beaner Jew! Can you believe that he told those two hot lesbians at the party last night to close the door because they were "Making to much noise"?
by jlklt1 February 14, 2012
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Boyertown Jew

A person living in Boyertown PA who demonstrates stereotypical Jewish traits. Can be Jew by blood but is not limited to just that, anyone can be one. Most commonly referred to people that are very money obsessed. unlike real Jews Boyertown Jews boast how Jewish they are, as sort of a competition between other Boyertown Jews.
Boyertown Jews also demonstrate stereotypes in public ex: jump at the chance to pick up change on the ground, love saving money and express it, ect.

" Melvin is such a Boyertown Jew, look! he is picking up change"
Melvin- "hell yea free money!"

" do you want the rest of my lunch?"
Melvin- "is it free?"
"yea....?"
Melvin- "then its not even a question"

"funerals are like eight or nine grand"
Melvin- " screw that! when I die throw me in the nearest
dumpster"
by some guy26482 September 29, 2011
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Smelly Jew

A hairy, long, curly penis.
"He pulled down his pants and I immediately noticed that he had a Smelly Jew."
by Th3 Ax1s - B3ni70 May 25, 2012
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jew hole

A term commonly known to refer to taylor niffons (noahs girlfriend) vagina as a reference to how jews use it for sexual pleasure. A nashvillian rabbi blessed taylors vagina to make it kosher so all of the jews can eat it.
Jews love Taylor's jew hole.
by The Bearen Junge September 7, 2010
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jew horde

To be stingy and horde ones personal belongings, usually pertaining to Jew gold.
Don't ask Mario for a cookie, he jew hordes his.
by Jordan Reindl March 5, 2008
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referral jew

Someone who frequently and/or excitedly refers other people to a sign up for a service that a company provides in order to get a bonus.
My referral Jew friend sent me a link to sign up for Dropbox and now we both got an extra 250MB of space, yo!
by Referral Digger December 3, 2013
mugGet the referral jewmug.

Jesse Jew

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by Jesse JEW FOREVER <3333 October 24, 2022
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