fap cushion

A cushion used to clean or collect the juices of the mighty fap. Often the closest soft thing to the fapper (sorry cat lovers) - but the crown of all fap cushions has to the collectors edition - Hannah Montana "Got to Rock!" pink cushion, complete with semi O-Face with strategically placed microphone print.

"Oh gosh, i wish I could have used her as a fap cushion" - said Tom

by Mr Fap December 3, 2013

Fap Dancing

The rhythmic act of fapping whilst dancing

Some would say it's a spiritual dance but others refer to it as fap dancing.

Billy fap danced to beat it by Michael Jackson

by HotDeuceUniversity August 6, 2016

Shrodinger's Fap

An allegory for a terrible willy wankin' addiction. At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping. Like you're the cat and fapping is the poison

Paul: "I've been thinking about titties all morning. Man, it feels like at any time I could break down and fap"

Pattrick: "I'd hate to joke about your troubles, but it'd be pretty funny if we called that Shrodinger's Fap"

by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022

Fap Face

Typically a person who likes to fap, and ejaculate all over their face.

Oh my, I fapped all over my face last night cause I'm a dirty fap face.

by Notafaggotfaggot August 25, 2016

Fap

Yes this word does mean

Masturbating but sometimes it could be used for shooting something at someone like a gun

Aye bro Fap his ass rq

by Lorenzow57 April 10, 2023

Fun Fapping February

During the month of February, men must be fapping more than it is usually recommended. This is to make up for the fact that we have No Nut November and let’s be honest, Destroy Dick December doesn’t go as well as we’d like

Yo did you participate in Fun Fapping February? Yeah dude I’ve been sucked dry.

by BoukiBoi November 18, 2020

fuming fap

beating your meat out of pure frustration.

i'm sick of getting these answers wrong, gonna take a fuming fap real quick.

after failing the test, johnny slipped into the bathroom and came out 20min later...that fap was definitely fuming.

by SheepLand June 11, 2021