November 9

International Punch People With Names That Start With S and End with A Day!

People with names that start with "S" and end with "A" (like Sophia, Sara, Savanna, Serena, Stella, etc.) are usually toxic and annoying, so they deserve a good punch to the face.

Serena: um.. Why are you looking at me and laughing??
y/n: It's November 9...You know what that means..
*punch*

by awesrtyuiop[l;kjhgcfxd November 10, 2020

May 9

Go somewhere fun with your friends

me: hey do y’all wanna go somewhere
them: yea but why today
me: cmon now it’s may 9 how could u forget

by machary May 3, 2022

9/11

The best fireworks display America has had in a long time

John:Dude were you at 9/11 Obama:ye it was a blast

by Dr P phile October 22, 2019

The bunny 9

The bunny 9 is a sex position we’re a girl bounces on your cock like a bunny for 9 minutes and after that her pussy bleeds for 9 minutes

I am attempting The bunny 9 today with my gf

by Brendan haith November 9, 2020

Triple 9

Code for when a police officer goes down.

The only way out of this is to call a triple 9.

by Stehako October 17, 2016

9 ball

Coqui 900.. its a 40 ounce, that trys to be like st ides, not very good, but it gets the job done

i can always use another 9 ball

by Big Robert March 6, 2005

9/11

Forget the fucking terrorist attacks! Setember 11 is my birthday, and I'll be damned that little thing gets in the way of my time of the year. Quit the mourning and celebrate me you fuckers!

Do you really think I give a shit about a city that lost only about .00017 of its total population?

by Another Asshole July 15, 2008