9/11

9/11 AKA september 11 2001, is the day where I, a muslim, accidentally crashed a plane into the twin towers. I was bad at my job. Somehow I survived but people hate me now.

Me: Bro I crashed a plane back in 2001
Person: AAAAA! A MUSLIM! "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"
Me: 9/11 was an accident man! Im sorry
Person: TERRORIST!!!!

by FireChickenLikesBeans April 27, 2023

sep 9

Its my birthday the best day on planet earth in my opinion. My special day:)

Hey is your birthday sep 9? Hell yea the best day 2day🤭

by iamsoocool910up August 5, 2022

February 9

A day kind angels are born on. Being born on February 9 is a very lucky day and month to be born on. You will become happy and successful in this beautiful world. Please treat these people kind as they will give you good luck. Your really lucky if your friends with someone born on this day. They are funny, good looking, kind and great humans.

i was born on February 9

by flow111 April 15, 2022

November 9

This day is nationally, slap 5 of Your close friends every time you see them.

YOU:Wassup

THEM: sup
YOU:( slap)
THEM :why
YOU:November 9

by anonymous November 8, 2020

Triple 9

Code for when a police officer goes down.

The only way out of this is to call a triple 9.

by Stehako October 17, 2016

9 ball

Coqui 900.. its a 40 ounce, that trys to be like st ides, not very good, but it gets the job done

i can always use another 9 ball

by Big Robert March 6, 2005

9/11

Forget the fucking terrorist attacks! Setember 11 is my birthday, and I'll be damned that little thing gets in the way of my time of the year. Quit the mourning and celebrate me you fuckers!

Do you really think I give a shit about a city that lost only about .00017 of its total population?

by Another Asshole July 15, 2008