Rape Face

When a man has little to no distinguishable facial features and no facial hair. This would make them difficult to describe to authorities had they assaulted someone. They typically are an awkward or intense type of personality; only making their strange look more noticeable. This isn’t usually a choice look, it’s inherent. Somehow, guys with this look always seem a little 'off' mentally; possibly capable of something as heinous as rape.

My beard was bothering me, so I shaved and now I’m scared I have rape face.

by Marcus Marquise May 18, 2020

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face-driving

Similar to that of drink driving, but driving whilst using facebook. Face-driving is becoming more common in today's society and is hard to enforce especially when you have a good reason to be on facebook while driving making it hard for police to do anything at all as they do it themselves and completely understand you must constantly check status updates regardless to avoid becoming a social hermit. It's just the way things are these days.

I was driving home from work today when i caused a four car pile-up on the motorway.

Police: "It appears you caused this accident, can you give any reason as to why this happened?"

Me: "I was face-driving"

Police: "Oh...well um...bad boy. Don't crash again"

Me: "Meh"

by aussie type of guy April 25, 2011

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