An illness that causes someone to believe that they are a large trout, and therefore engage in large trout-related activities, such as swimming up waterfalls and spawning. Large Trout Syndrome can be contracted via contact with fairly small trout that wish they were larger.
Friend: I like your shirt, Craig.
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG
by Admiral Foxface December 2, 2019
Get the Large Trout Syndromemug. When your posture is so fucking bad you more closely resemble a shrimp with scoliosis than a human being (removes several inches off height)
by live laugh yarn December 27, 2022
Get the scoliotic shrimp syndromemug. Malabsorption syndrome is a medical condition where the patient can not absorb important nutrients, including proteins, fats, and vitamins.
Malabsorption can be caused by conditions such as celiac's disease, Crohn's disease, and intestinal damage. It can also be passed down through genetics.
Malabsorption syndrome for most people is curable with the help of nutrient supplements. But in some very rare cases, malabsorption can be fatal, and the patient will have a shorter lifespan.
With modern medicine constantly improving, hopefully, there will be a cure in the future
Malabsorption can be caused by conditions such as celiac's disease, Crohn's disease, and intestinal damage. It can also be passed down through genetics.
Malabsorption syndrome for most people is curable with the help of nutrient supplements. But in some very rare cases, malabsorption can be fatal, and the patient will have a shorter lifespan.
With modern medicine constantly improving, hopefully, there will be a cure in the future
by dont kys September 29, 2017
Get the malabsorption syndromemug. A person suffering from plains syndrome acts like they are the main character in any possible situation and they never get out of said character on the Internet. They may also talk excessively about powerscaling and superpower manipulation. Additionally, they might be a weeb, act immaturely and be chronically online (They will constantly take these so called "Breaks from the Internet" which won't last for more than a week.). This quirk makes the person very repulsive and anyone who showed them any compassion should be smitten, destroyed, killed, annihilated and fucked in the ass. Somehow they will always find a lover immediately after a breakup. They may also piss and shit their pants when people call out their mistakes and borderline racist remarks.
Plains suffers from plains syndrome. She had a mental breakdown after everyone ganged up on her and called her a racist because she made a racist joke. (undeserved.)
"What's up my ni- *gets cancelled*" -Plains, 2024
"What's up my ni- *gets cancelled*" -Plains, 2024
by Panicked Lantern April 30, 2024
Get the Plains syndromemug. With the attention span of a mentally addled fruit fly, political reporters like Ken fucking Vogel and Sally fucking Buzbee get tired of covering the same things every day. When Vivek Rama-smarmy started running they screamed "he's the new Jesus!" when in actuality he was and is a lead balloon—made famous by bored, agitated journalists. When tasked with covering Mueller Report during Tangerine Jesus' 4-year reign of terror, reporters got anxious and fidgety which is when Bored Journalist Syndrome was born.
by Uncle Joosie January 22, 2024
Get the Bored Journalist Syndromemug. by AsherTrasher03 April 1, 2024
Get the cheeseball syndromemug. by SluzzCentral October 12, 2025
Get the Carly Syndromemug.