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smash dog

when a man is having sex with a woman then he pulls out and smashes his dick with a hammer
yesterday, i smash dogged myself when i was banging my girlfriend
by ricky flanders November 3, 2010
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Dogs

Them crusty dusty slimy grimy swine licking fingers of the feet
Man! You walking around with your dogs out on a Tuesday?
by Lord Pink Lemonade Jello March 28, 2023
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Let awake dogs tell the truth

Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?
Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.
by QuacksO March 21, 2024
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sometimes dog

A dog I’m only responsible for sometimes.
The dog I look after when his family goes away is my sometimes dog. The perfect arrangement for people who aren’t allowed pets in their apartment.
On Tuesdays I hang out with my sometimes dog
by Moët686 October 8, 2018
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target dog

Dog from target with fucking target around it's eye that could beat your ass.
Man: is that target dog?
Other Man: dude run it is target dog!
by poopassnigger February 19, 2021
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Dog

The thing you love but you truly hate with all your heart
I Love my Pet Dog
by CSku11 December 13, 2021
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Dog

The dog is a type of canine that was domesticated by humans.
It has the scientific name of Canis lupus familiaris and was originally descended from wolves.
by My dog Shyro October 21, 2021
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