I need some more pie!

Explanation to life's questions that can not be anwsered. Anwser to everything.

Me: Hey! I feel something behind me!*turns back* Nobody here.I need some more pie!

by Mr.Bob October 6, 2006

I don't think you're fat

Guyspeak for "who cares, just open your legs". Used to get a girl into bed, regardless of her actual weight.

GF: I hate my body - do you think I'm fat?
BF: I don't think you're fat.

by Michael December 29, 2003

and then I totally stabbed some guy

the new "and then i found five dollars"
an expression used to salvage a bad story

"so yeah i had this dream and you were in it and we were in this car but it looked really weird and there was a talking fish and it was just like...woah......"

-silence-

....and then i totally stabbed some guy

by plastic_tree October 19, 2006

I Don't Know, Man, It's Just Like...I Don't Know, Ya Know?

The perfect thing to say when you haven't been listening to a conversation that you started. This works for an answer to virtually any question. Perfect for answering if you can't hear the speaker in a crowded, loud room.

Friend: "So how've you been lately? Any better?"
You: "WHAT?"
Friend: "I said, HOW'VE YOU BEEN?"
You: (panicking) "Oh, uh...I don't know, man, it's just like...I don't know, ya know?"
Friend: "Yeah, totally."

by BFFLUWDTWBBFFLIHOTOP February 23, 2010

I am Fast As Fuck Boi

Means the speed is too fast and can't be calculated by asian calculator and also Big Shaq

I am Fast As Fuck Boi , that's why I make a girl pregnant and she and her family can't find me .

by SaturoTeachEnglish September 30, 2018

I will shoot your fucking cat

Definition 1: When a random human happens to magically appear in your house and fucks your cat and shits in its kitty litter.
Definition 2: Shooting and/or shanking one's cat, this is the most disrespectful thing you can possibly do to a person (other than ripping off their dick).
Definition 3: Taking a shit in many kitty litters and causing an uproar between cats and humans, resulting in the worlds end.

Human 1: I can't believe that you shit in my cat's kitty litter!
Human 2: I took a BIG FAT SHIT on your cat's kitty litter, deal with it.
Cat: Dafuq we talkin about again? Some douchebag came and shat in my kitty litter
Human 2: *Pulls out gun*. I WILL SHOOT YOUR FUCKING CAT!
Cat : Oh shit...
Human 1: *Screams in horror, is then shot along with his cat*

by DankKoosher420 May 16, 2016

I want to lick your brain

Your mind is so fascinating I want to get sexual with you and apply my tongue to your brain that I find so sensually exciting.

Katie: i had a crazy dream about sumo wrestlers in tutu's.
Man: Wow Katie, your mind is so amazing I want to lick your brain.

by Krex92 January 2, 2012