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Gray-facing

The act of using one's status as an individual who developed gray hair unusually early in life to feign ignorance, avoid responsibilities or or physical labor, or otherwise reap tangible or societal benefits generally reserved for the elderly.
Michael spent all day sitting on his couch saying he was "too old for this" and acting like he didn't understand anything, he's totally gray-facing again
by Sivart Nnamediew April 4, 2023
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Face Rapist

A term used by shop workers. Facing means to move stock to the front and have the front label facing forward to look perfect. Something us shop workers do all day. A face rapist is someone (often a customer) who will come along and ruin your hard work by taking an item and making your facing look awful.
Customer: *Picks up item off shelf*
Worker: WTF ARE YOU DOING TAKING THAT!!!!! I JUST FACED THAT AND IT LOOKED PERFECT UNTIL YOU RUINED IT YOU FACE RAPIST!!!!!
by LordJenal March 30, 2024
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Fap Face

Typically a person who likes to fap, and ejaculate all over their face.
Oh my, I fapped all over my face last night cause I'm a dirty fap face.
by Notafaggotfaggot August 25, 2016
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Torta face

'Torta face' is a term that originates from Hispanic communities in the United States. It describes someone with the following features:

1.) a tall, narrow, pointy forehead

2.) a long face, which may also be wide, with high cheekbones

3.) a long, pointy chin

This combination of features gives someone a distinctly oval-shaped face. It resembles the pointed oval shape of a torta sandwich bun.

Examples of torta faces would include Jennifer Lopez, the Disney character Pocahontas, supermodel Riyo Mori, or the pornstar Asa Akira.

Although anyone can have a torta face, it seems to be especially common in women with Native American ancestry, which includes a lot of Latin American women.

It's also extremely common in women from Eastern Asian countries like Japan, China, Vietnam, etc. It's seen in Oceanic countries like Fiji, as well.

This isn't to be confused with the Spanish insults, 'torta' and 'cara de torta', which refer to an overweight or obese woman, whose body and face are shaped like a torta *pie* rather than a torta *sandwich*.

You see, 'torta face' isn't an insult. It's more akin to a neutral nickname, and doesn't refer to a fat woman.
Dude, that girl over there with the torta face. What is her name???
by Worldwide Scholar 411 December 17, 2024
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face hiroshima

When something is so stupid that you go back in time to punch the Hiroshima bomb with your face.
Ryan: Lying people are the most honest.
Sam: *Face Hiroshimas*
Ryan: ...WTF!!!!!????
by ZeusTheCoolest January 16, 2019
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Face

Your frontal head parts. Your mouth... nose... cheeks... ETC.
Someone complimented me on my perfect face proportions.”
by Hickory Bush September 2, 2020
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Lazer-Face

When someone get's really pissed off and has the meanest look on their face! Almost like their about to beat the crap outta you!
Guy 1: Dude, that guy has got a serious Lazer-Face on me!

Guy 2: Well then don't look at him.

Guy 1: I'm trying, but every time i do i get the feeling he's even more pissed off!
by W45H September 2, 2011
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