North Carolina Baby Monitor

The act in which a man fists a woman in order to insert a Go-Pro inside of her vagina to monitor the “kids” while they have sex.

Miles is it okay if we do the North Carolina Baby Monitor just to be safe?

by Leapstone October 10, 2025

Baby Shower

When the mother makes a significant day to recognize the birth of a baby; so gracious and beautiful. Her girl friends gossip about hunks, eat some yummy food, and play a variety of games. All while the father is out surfing gaming or getting twisted with his bros.

"Her baby shower was so amazing"

by Mr Sophic April 22, 2018

Baby Boogers

When you nut in someone’s nose

Lmao I just gave you a shiesty case of baby boogers

by Cornelius Randy September 29, 2022

Baby Safe

A male that has had a vasectomy to prevent pregnancy

You must be baby safe if you do not want to use a condom.

by AnnieT January 16, 2012

Giant baby

A baby in a grown body.

The giant baby worked at the DA's office. With her rattle in one hand and her bottle in the other hand, she would rattle the cages so that Batman wouldn't have to go it alone all the time. He was sick of doing everything.

by Solid Mantis April 7, 2021

Baby gun

A small gun like a klibri

A Baby gun is very small gun that shoots a small bullet.

by Sonofjack007 March 1, 2019

The Baby Sitter

When you come in your partner's eyes and tell them to watch your kids.

I turned my last date into the baby sitter. When I was ready to pop I blasted off in her eyes and told her to watch my kids.

by Lateralus84 July 13, 2021