Hair of the Dog

When you are going down on someone and your beard is so long you get your own beard hair caught in your throat.

Last night I went down on her and hair of the dogged myself. I coughed up a giant hairball in the morning.

by 3viliv3 October 12, 2022

Chewy Dog Bone

The act of biting a males foreskin when giving oral sex and growling.

Bro my girl gave me a chewy dog bone last night and my meat is burninggg.

by Slim Shady wit da big dick July 12, 2025

wizard dog

a dog with fluffy, floppy ears, furry coat, friendly personality, and an all-around nice dog.

a golden retriever that is so cute, awesome or just lazy, old wizard dog.
"man you have some wizard dog".

by campbell rees February 20, 2009

Dog

A measurement of 2.5 feet or 30 inches.

That couch is 3 dogs long.

by Mathamumuffins June 21, 2021

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

by Hello-553669 April 26, 2025

Castro's Lap Dog

When a bastard son with a shitty accent and gay haircut tries to turn a democracy into Communist country whilst hiding behind a pandemic and his door.

Hey look over there, isn't that Trued... Nevermind. That's Castro's Lap Dog.

by Indifferent justice March 21, 2022

Raw Dog

When a male actively engages in unprotected sex

Did you hear that Luis raw dogged that stripper? Damn really? That foos a raw dogger

by Eversince October 5, 2021