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Ass napkin

A term usually used to describe a manager of a lending institution who looks like a white monkey, smiles with a grill that looks like it's been pounded in by a bag of melted nickles, and is dumber than a brain dead retard. Can be used interchangeably with the term "ass clown"
My manager Greg is such an ass napkin
by Assnap15 January 9, 2014
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Ass-Nauseous

That feeling you get when you gotta drop a couple stinky logs.
Hey babe i'll be back in like 20 min to bring you to pound town. I'm feeling a bit ass-nauseous right now.
by Stickycarseats November 10, 2020
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ass-jammery

The ancient tradition of loading up a donkey with gifts and sending it out across the desert.
The ancient Egyptians looked forward to the annual ass-jammery.

The most famous ass-jammery occured when Jesus entered Jerusalem on the back of a donkey.
by Katherkath January 1, 2012
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blank-ass

Blank-ass people would never understand the humor of a meat dress.
by TooManyWords May 7, 2017
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Hawling Ass

The action or movement of running away from circumstances of your own creation.
The junior Senator of Missouri was hawling ass through the corridors of the U.S. Capitol on January 6th to escape the same mob he had incited mere hours before.
by ThatoneguyfromMI91 July 22, 2022
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ass bypass

(n) - A route from the entrance of a nightclub to the bar which circumvents the major concentration of the establishment's female patrons, usually taken unwittingly.
Calvin: Let's get a drink, nigga. Come on.
Leon: Whoa, whoa, whoa, nigga! Whatchu goin' dat way fo'? You tryin' to take me on an ass bypass? Bitches all be dis way. Follow me, nigga.
by Studebanger July 26, 2014
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Rectangle Ass

The result of sitting on an uncomfortable chair (wood, office, bleacher) for an extended period of time. Usually prefaced by the term "case of" as if it were a condition or a disease.
I had so much work at the office today that I didn't get a lunch and when I got up to leave, I had a horrible case of rectangle ass.
by captainbone February 15, 2017
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