A term usually used to describe a manager of a lending institution who looks like a white monkey, smiles with a grill that looks like it's been pounded in by a bag of melted nickles, and is dumber than a brain dead retard. Can be used interchangeably with the term "ass clown"
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The most famous ass-jammery occured when Jesus entered Jerusalem on the back of a donkey.
The most famous ass-jammery occured when Jesus entered Jerusalem on the back of a donkey.
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Calvin: Let's get a drink, nigga. Come on.
Leon: Whoa, whoa, whoa, nigga! Whatchu goin' dat way fo'? You tryin' to take me on an ass bypass? Bitches all be dis way. Follow me, nigga.
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I had so much work at the office today that I didn't get a lunch and when I got up to leave, I had a horrible case of rectangle ass.
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