National Endowment for the Arts

The mega-organization responsible for performing plastic-surgery organ/muscle-augmentation on human models so that they'll look better in paintings and sculptures.

Don't be fooled by --- or envious of --- those "luscious" paintings of curvaceously-buxom ladies and huge-muscled guys --- a lot of the models for those artworks have been "detailed" by the National Endowment for the Arts.

by QuacksO May 11, 2018

National Cornstarch Day

21st of April is National Cornstarch Day.
On this day we celebrate Cornstarch and it’s varieties!

I feel so Horny today
Ofc Marakuigh It’s National Cornstarch Day

by anonymous April 21, 2022

National Murph Day

On the 12th of April and 8th of November people across the world celebrate all Murphy’s especially male as they are without a doubt the worlds greatest creations

“Are you celebrating National Murph Day this year”. “ Yes I will kiss any Murphy I see”

by Derick1357pwexs April 11, 2019

National Angelo Day

This day is on April 24th and it is the day of appreciation for all the Angelo’s of the World!

“Did you hear its National Angelo Day?”

by Heart zzz April 24, 2023

National Block Chris Day

August 7th is the official day to Block Chris day on discord, so block Chris..#1111 since its national block chris day!

Hey Joe its national block chris day!
Lets block him together:)

by LavaChilly August 7, 2022

National Mohammad Day

You have to give money to every single person you know named Mohammad, but you don’t have to do it if your name is Mohammad

“Oh no it’s national Mohammad day, I have to give money to Mohammad now”

by Not Mohammad October 28, 2021

National cum day

Occuring annually on September 24th, this festive celebration celebrates all things cum.
People typically celebrate baking using cum, decorating their houses and streets with cum, and creating cum related artwork.
It also permits men to cum whenever they feel like it during intercourse with zero regret whatsoever

Hey what are your plans this for National cum day?
My friends and I are gonna visit go to the movies, how bout you?
Oh I'm headed to my girlfriends house, her parents have some surprise planned for us

by Probably a doctor September 10, 2021