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Max: Yo, did you see that girl by the DJ booth?
Greg: No, yeah. She's a total angel face disaster though... I wouldn't if I were you.
Greg: No, yeah. She's a total angel face disaster though... I wouldn't if I were you.
by i am most likely god August 15, 2024
Get the angel face disastermug. Face-Couging is when a mother uses the social website Facebook to find younger sexual partners. Face-cougars most often seek out the childhood friends of their offspring, those subjects offering an excuse for first contact.
by Mister Fitzgerald January 5, 2011
Get the Face-Cougingmug. Normally used to describe a good friend that has no common sense, yet somehow does well in school. They lack the ability to have a normal conversation with someone who they think is fit
by Twatface69 April 16, 2020
Get the Twat facemug. The mortal enemy of troll face. He has only one quest in life. To gnome the whole world.....There is no more trolling....only GNOMING!
Jared: yo i was on youtube last night watchin this music video and this dude was bein the biggest gnome face!!!
Mike: yo gnomes are so annoying...but not as bad as trolls.
Mike: yo gnomes are so annoying...but not as bad as trolls.
by turbo6994 July 3, 2011
Get the Gnome Facemug. by Average Will September 22, 2023
Get the Poo-poo facemug. This is someone who is very attractive, welcoming, and alluring. This person has a face that just makes you want to walk in and stay. I know someone who has this quality and I haven't left yet.
Lou: "Hey! You gotta hire my niece now. She's 18 and can be a solid greeter."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."
by von groovy August 10, 2024
Get the front of the house facemug. by Blahhhhhhblahhhh December 1, 2018
Get the Butter facemug.