There are many ways to fuck off, but commonly it means to leave some distance between you and the person who wants you to fuck off. A person who fucks off is often mistaken for a salesman.
by swag wag December 25, 2017

by Tyronedidit911 November 21, 2023

Getting someone to fuck off (leave), either by force or by berating them. The bracketed 'them' could be replaced by some other word; such as: "Fuck you off", "Fucked him off", "Fucked them off", et cetera.
Uses of 'Fuck (them) off':
1. ) Person 1: "Hey, what happened to Jack?"
Person 2: "Fucked him off. He rubbed me the wrong way."
Person 1: "Fair."
2. ) "My gang doesn't like outsiders, I might have to fuck you off for now."
1. ) Person 1: "Hey, what happened to Jack?"
Person 2: "Fucked him off. He rubbed me the wrong way."
Person 1: "Fair."
2. ) "My gang doesn't like outsiders, I might have to fuck you off for now."
by fungal_leech March 17, 2024

by Avidsquirrel359 December 20, 2020

first you get your dick hard then balance a goofball on your tip then get your cousin to get a golf club and then have your cousin try to hit the ball
by saggydicks January 26, 2018

"Dick off" is used primarily in jest. Cutting someones dick off in a joking fashion, not a literal fashion.
ted: her carl, up high!
carl gives ted a big high five!
ted: down low!
carl tries but quickly realizes...
ted: DICK OFF! *ted quickly removes his hand in a swiping move*
carl gives ted a big high five!
ted: down low!
carl tries but quickly realizes...
ted: DICK OFF! *ted quickly removes his hand in a swiping move*
by stringy skeet May 2, 2019

To be engaged in a particularly enthusiastic session of pleasuring one’s self by relaxing in a gentleman’s way
by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023
