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shaved monkey sex

driving a monkey-shaped convertible that is clean.
by hoehoefromdawg March 14, 2007
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gay sex movie

What Brice Gaylor watches on Saturday night
"I'm so horny"
NETFLIX AND CHILL BITCH
Netflix-sexual-gay-GAY SEX MOVIES
by Ok I'm done October 6, 2016
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viking cat sex

When you procide to stick your dick in cat while screaming land ho
Did you that Devon tried Viking cat sex yeah haven't seen him sense
by dochydog August 28, 2016
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Half-ass sex

When you stick only the head of your penis in so you dont rip their asshole
Dude i had half-ass sex with a 17 year old girl......and it was in the shower
by FEU December 25, 2007
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two trucks having sex

it was the best song, it is the best song and will forever be the best song (unless it gets a sequel)
two trucks having sex
two trucks having sex
my muscles, my muscles
involuntarily flex.
by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021
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ABC Liquor Sex

Giving oral sex while drink liquor from ABC liquor store.
Wanna have ABC Liquor sex?
by Shawk January 31, 2007
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auld lang syne sex

This refers to sex that occurs between two individuals who once had a relationship, whether married or girlfriend-boyfriend, but who are no longer affiliated. Auld lang syne sex occurs when one or both of the people involved enjoyed the sexual aspect of the relationship, even if they broke up or grew apart.
Jeremy and Jessica had their differences, and ultimately divorced. However, they still got together from time to time for some auld lang syne sex. They figured that they had really terrific sex with each other; and, since they had once been married, it was really okay.
by evil pop tart December 11, 2009
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