wired

the extreme state of euphoria achieved by taking ecstacy, tingling sensation at the top of head. Also the cause of a rocking jaw

Yo i'm wired

by ashley stephenson March 4, 2004

ass wipe

used to say something is bad...crap...rubbish...how to describe teachers and spacky chavs

omg! french in such an ass wipe

by fish pie June 27, 2005

Ass wiper

To wipe someone's (adult) ass other than your own

Everyone new they took the next step in the relationship when he ass wiped her when she injured her finger; now he can add ass wiper to his resume.

by Money budlinks July 11, 2014

ass-wipe

An ass-wipe is toilet tissue -- can be used to clean any remaining shit off a guy's bunghole or, commonly, for wiping up a guy's splooge that gets all over his face, tits, abs, pubes, and dick when he jacks off and he's not using a cum-sock.

If I don't have a rubber or a cum-sock handy when I jack off, I use ass-wipe to clean up after I blow my load!

by USAF Cadet August 11, 2021

glass-wipe

when a person wipes his or her ass with a shard of glass thinking it's paper.

Ohhh man that was relieving...now let me just...oh shit. Omg why is my ass bleeding! Holy shit what did I just do? Aww man get me to a hospital I just glass-wiped myself.

by Silver K June 1, 2009

Wipelightenment

The different day for every person when they discover the benefits and enjoyment that comes from switching from toilet paper to baby wipes. Once you have reached Wipelightenment, you will see the world in a brighter light. With a cleaner you, you will do better at work, in school and in your relationship.

"After defecating for many years without the use of baby wipes and only Scott toilet paper, I have reached a state of Wipelightenment and my anus and being are in a euphoric state."

by Cleeva February 13, 2012

wiedemann

A last name hailing from Germany that basically makes a you a total badass

Dude your such a wiedemann

by Erinwzoo02 April 23, 2018