Wayned

1. The feeling of helplessness that occurs after being screwed over by Wayne State University

1. Class schedule: 'incomplete'

Administrator: Sorry, the classes you have selected are full, please register for them next semester.

You: But I submitted all of the paperwork to you early!

Administrator: Oh, I lost it. Too bad for you.

You: fml. just got wayned.

2. Administrator: you must pay $200 in late fees. your tuition was late

you: I paid it on time, the exact amount you told me to.

Admin:That was the wrong number. You should have double checked with me 'later'.

You: what?

Admin: $200. Now.

You: fml. wayned again.

by jolly_rancher5 May 18, 2014

Wayment

Abbreviation/acronym., Wait a young minute, explanation needed; thanks

Wayment, ya mama told you do what to the dishes!?

by Jaisch June 12, 2018

Wayeva

is a southern way of saying the phrase "Whatever", it predominantly spoken in the Studewood part of Houston, TX. Since its' conception in 2008, it has spread like wild fire. To properly pronounce this slang, you must rapidly say way-eva and quickly pucker your lips to the left or right.

I dont' even say wayeva or wayeva!!!

by PTCruzer February 11, 2010

Warner Chilcot

Warner Chilcot is a company that provides medication for diseases, including ulcerative colitis. Recently, their medication went up 1200% in one month, even though they handed out savings cards to their patients saying that they would get it for $50 until April 1, 2011, which hadn't happened yet. It was false advertisement, which is illegal. Hank Green first used it in a Youtube video as a curse word.

*Not to be used around polite company

Person 1: Woah, this one goldfish doesn't have a smile, even though their campaign is the "snack that smiles back"
Person 2: Thats a load of Warner Chilcot!

*can be used as a verb, adjective, noun, adverb, or interjection

by Nerdfighteria Representative January 25, 2011

Warner Chilcott

1) verb: to screw over, betray or take advantage of people

Dude, have you seen this bill?

Man, how can they Warner Chilcott us like that?

What are you up to today?
Nothing much, just thought I'd Warner Chilcott a whole load of people.

by Roxy Black January 25, 2011

Waynes World

Funniest Movie Ever. Stars Mike Myers and Dana Carvey. It was also made in the year of my birth (1992), which is like....EXCELLENT!

Wayne (Mike Myers) & Garth (Dana Carvey) are two rock-and-roll-loving guys from Aurora, Illinois (Which is a subberb of Chicago, Excellent!) who host a late-night public access show from the basement of Wayne's parents' house. When TV exec Ben Kane (Rob Lowe) decides to PAY them to do their show on a regular network, they quicky agree. But, Wayne & Garth soon discover that it's not all they thought it would be.

Inculdes the famous "Bohemian Rapsody" scene.

Funniest Move EVER!
Trust me, see this movie. NOW!!!

by [e-mail] January 5, 2005

wagner texting

multiple single text messages that eventually spell out a real word and burns up a friends text messaging minutes.

Wagner texting is when one finds out the friend doesn't have unlimited text messages, then he text bombs the friends email until he gets past his free limits, and then laughs uncontrollably.

by the friend with limited texts October 11, 2013