Munch on her waffle

1. Performing cunnilingus on a girl

or

2. Helping finish someone's breakfast.

This phase can be heard at a small diner that serves breakfast by a friendly waitress who does not get sexual innuendo.

While two people are sitting at a diner finishing their breakfast, the waitress notices the party is mostly done with their food. She walks over and asks the male in the party "do you want to munch on her waffle?" in reference to the sliver of waffle left on the female's plate.

This is followed by uncontrollable under- your-breath little-school-girl giggling and subsequent urbandictionary.com entry.

by Bluesurf1981 February 19, 2009

blue waffle

A very infected or klobbered vagina. Commonly achieved with masturbation with a tree branch.

matt: hey jake watch got down there?

jake g. : oh just a blue waffle.

by lgfyli April 3, 2010

blue waffle

It is NOT your favorite breakfast food with blueberry sauce on top. Instead, it means "a serious infection on the female genitals".

She got a blue waffle after Bob did her.

by th100 May 26, 2010

Waffle

v. Known mainly in the computer gaming world for when someone plays for so long, fighting the need for sleep, they end up passing out face down on their keyboard. When they wake up, the keys are imprinted on their face resembling a waffle.

"He's been up for 2 days leveling his character, I bet he's going to waffle any second now"

"I'm so tired, I'm about to waffle in the middle of this raid"

by pandapastry July 11, 2009

Waffler

The act of shitting on a persons hot over heated laptop key board and shutting the lid. Thus cooking your dump like a waffle.

Dave (Manager of Chase Bank branch) " Who the fuck shit on my lap top?!!!!!.

Ben (Employee) "Ohh that looks like the good old fashioned waffler. I bet that was Maurice, he gave Marshal one last week."

Dave "THAT SON OF A BITCH IS GOING TO GET IT!!"

by RedNUTs5 October 29, 2011

Waffle House

A slang term meaning "female prison."

That bitch Wendy was hauled off to the waffle house for robbing the 7/11 the other day.

by Alex117 July 19, 2011

Waffle Sandwich

A sandwich that is made by placing two slices of bread separately on a plate and spreading chunky peanut butter on top of both pieces. Honey is then squirted onto one of the pieces and a crisp waffle is laid on top of the slice of bread and peanut butter. The other peanut butter slice is then placed on top of the waffle. Your girlfriend's mother hates them, and they prompt her to think that you smoke large amounts of marley. They are possibly the best sandwiches in the entire world.

Mother: (your girlfriend's name), why do you think he likes waffle sandwiches so much?

Your girlfriend: I don't know, he just does...

Mother: Nobody that is functioning normally would ever think that a waffle, bread, peanut butter, and honey is appetizing.

by Tom Spear May 19, 2008