River wanker
Sam loves wanking in rivers its 1 of his many pastimes and really turns him on he may also flash his cock at you if he even has 1
River wanker by Hicklenators July 23, 2020
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First Class Wanker
A derogatory term for a person (usually male) that acts like a complete asshole most of the time. The king of all wankers who may or may not have a wealthy background.
Kyle: "It's unbelievable, Trevor does not stop complaining about everything all the time!"
Logan: "I know, he really is a First Class Wanker!"
Logan: "I know, he really is a First Class Wanker!"
First Class Wanker by The Real Mrs B June 6, 2010
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Walter White Lie
n. A lie that confesses a made-up flaw, used to protect the listener from a devastating truth. This type of lie is believable to the listener because it makes the liar look bad, but not nearly as bad as the truth would. Based on the TV character, Walter White, from "Breaking Bad".
Ex: I told my family a Walter White Lie when I said I gambled all of our money away. The truth is, I lost it all in a bad meth deal.
Ex: Ken told Jenny a Walter White Lie when he said cheated on her once when he was drunk. He really is a closeted homosexual and was only able to have sex with her if he fantasized about the Village People.
Ex: Ken told Jenny a Walter White Lie when he said cheated on her once when he was drunk. He really is a closeted homosexual and was only able to have sex with her if he fantasized about the Village People.
Walter White Lie by D. Lusk November 16, 2013
george wanker bush
The most self-righteous president the United States has ever seen. Known and hated for his stubborn disregard of the desires of the Congress and the common American. This DAMF has caused America to be hated world-wide, thanks a lot you god-damned hick, go back to Texas where you belong.
teacher: George Walker Bush is our 43rd president.
me: heh, that's George Wanker Bush to all sane Americans.
me: heh, that's George Wanker Bush to all sane Americans.
george wanker bush by icantwaitfortwothousandeight April 9, 2007
beer wanker
The term given to one who thinks they are the expert in everything beer related. Much like a wine connoisseur, though this arsehole individual differs in the way that they won't actually suggest a tastier beverage, just tell you that the one that you're drinking is shit.
BW: Hey dude, is that a Budweiser you've got there?
You: Sure is man, why do you ask?
BW: Budweiser is shit, all lagers are shit, ale is shit and so is stout.
You: Thanks beer wanker.
You: Sure is man, why do you ask?
BW: Budweiser is shit, all lagers are shit, ale is shit and so is stout.
You: Thanks beer wanker.
beer wanker by Brian Mumble April 7, 2013
Walter Cronkite
The greatest journalist to ever live. He broke the news of President John F. Kennedy's assassination and death. He exposed the American people to the reality of the war in Vietnam. He also was a staunch supporter of NASA and the exploration of space. Men like Walter Cronkite are the standard of what a journalist should be.
The following is a famous quote from Walter Cronkite after John F. Kennedy's funeral on November 25th, 1963.
"It is said that the human mind has a greater capacity for remembering the pleasant than the unpleasant. But today was a day that will live in memory and in grief. Only history can write the importance of this day: Were these dark days the harbingers of even blacker ones to come, or like the black before the dawn shall they lead to some still as yet indiscernible sunrise of understanding among men, that violent words, no matter what their origin or motivation, can lead only to violent deeds? This is the larger question that will be answered, in part, in the manner that a shaken civilization seeks the answers to the immediate question: Who, and most importantly what, was Lee Harvey Oswald? The world’s doubts must be put to rest. Tonight there will be few Americans who will go to bed without carrying with them the sense that somehow they have failed. If in the search of our conscience we find a new dedication to the American concepts that brook no political, sectional, religious or racial divisions, then maybe it may yet be possible to say that John Fitzgerald Kennedy did not die in vain. That’s the way it is, Monday, November 25, 1963. This is Walter Cronkite, good night."
"It is said that the human mind has a greater capacity for remembering the pleasant than the unpleasant. But today was a day that will live in memory and in grief. Only history can write the importance of this day: Were these dark days the harbingers of even blacker ones to come, or like the black before the dawn shall they lead to some still as yet indiscernible sunrise of understanding among men, that violent words, no matter what their origin or motivation, can lead only to violent deeds? This is the larger question that will be answered, in part, in the manner that a shaken civilization seeks the answers to the immediate question: Who, and most importantly what, was Lee Harvey Oswald? The world’s doubts must be put to rest. Tonight there will be few Americans who will go to bed without carrying with them the sense that somehow they have failed. If in the search of our conscience we find a new dedication to the American concepts that brook no political, sectional, religious or racial divisions, then maybe it may yet be possible to say that John Fitzgerald Kennedy did not die in vain. That’s the way it is, Monday, November 25, 1963. This is Walter Cronkite, good night."
Walter Cronkite by Nascarking24 October 2, 2013
Walder Frey Abortion
When a fetus is aborted through the violent stabbing of ones stomach. Based on the calamities of Talisa Stark at the Red Wedding hosted by Walder Frey in Game of Thrones.
If bitches be pregnant with heirs to contending kings, they best be served with a Walder Frey Abortion.
Walder Frey Abortion by JFK the Booty Warrior May 31, 2015