Defensive Walking

The pedestrian version of defensive driving used to anticipate walking errors of others in overpopulated areas.

"Dude, I was in Chinatown the other day and defensive walking saved me from a low speed collision."

by Lokiejones November 7, 2011

Sunny walk

The act of relieving yourself in the bushes on a sunny day before going on a date, to prevent constant erections throughout said date.

I'll be 10 minutes, I went for a sunny walk

by Phoenix 2019 June 29, 2019

walking wounded

To walk, or stumble around..either at a party or any social gathering under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Usually used when one friend is seen holding an alcoholic beverage severely wasted.

does he have another beer in his hand? yeah man, he's been walking wounded for the past hour

by barness910 April 20, 2011

walking the dog

Spanking the monkey, beating off, wacking off, masterbation

I got caught walking the dog last night.

by Glen January 9, 2004

air walk

a form of popping using your feet to
twist and turn in also a form of gliding

his air walk is awesome it looks like
hes gliding on thin air

by fingaz September 6, 2005

Walking SexGod

A phrase said to a person who is extremely ugly and claims that they can get laid often. Mostly said sarcasticly towards someone. First said on the Jeremy Kyle show by Jeremy Kyle himself.

Harry: How the hell do you get laid?

Jack: Yeah, how do you get laid, with that face?

Dave: I just do, the muppet women come to me to get laid.

Harry: Here that Jack? This Walking SexGod claims he gets laid with that face of his...

by Funnywords&Phrases November 5, 2010

a walking oxymoron

a person who's name contradicts itself.

Scott English is a walking oxymoron

by the shawrt yin May 2, 2011