Vag confident

Loosely connected to evolutionary theory - i.e, a women's lips are attractive to the opposite sex due their similarity to a Female's sexual organs (labia lips). Using social media, women adopt an exentuated pout (in 'selfies') to elicit heightened sexual attraction; unconsciously communicating 'i am ready for sexual activity and super fertile'.

Women who do not adopt thIs approach in 'selfies' exude a confidence and low need for attention from others - hence they are 'vag confident'.

1) She's look amazing on her face book site , she is so vag confident
2) I'd really like to get to know her; seems so cool and natural. Amazing vag confidence

by Simon McG April 19, 2018

[vag in a can]

a cunt, douche bag, sabrina, paolo, insult

your a vag in a can

by Rocheleau January 13, 2009

Vag Snag

The Female equivalent of a cock block. When a female does something that prevents another female from having sex.

Alyssa: "Wow Jilian is such a Vag Snag, she stole the drink that guy sent me."

by Wil I Ain't January 16, 2011

Vag Jatz

It's like Soggy Sao, but the female version.

Jenny always loses Vag Jatz because she's a huge dyke.

by Throuploops July 7, 2018

jalapeno vag

The unsexy burning sensation that occurs after unwittingly touching one's ladybits after handling hot peppers.

Our mexican cooking night was ruined by a mild case of jalapeno vag.

by vuphisig August 13, 2016

vag

slang for a bag; specifically a backpack

Devon brought his humongous vag with him everywhere he went.

by oscar the omar imposter May 10, 2021

Sleeze vag

Female version of the stereotypical “sleeze bag”.

Low class person, typically in a sexual way.

Saw this chic at the bar the other night. She was hitting on every dude there, rubbing all up on them, just for a drink. Total sleeze vag.

by Jennbec1 March 29, 2018