by melsissa March 21, 2006
chen: dude megan is so prude i didnt get any
Tommy T: really she gave me the tommy t turn around
chen: really i guess i just have no game
Chriss: 022 asemble
Tommy T: really she gave me the tommy t turn around
chen: really i guess i just have no game
Chriss: 022 asemble
by tommy t 022 April 24, 2010
Movie made in in the late 80s, available for free on most free on demand channels on dish and cable. Plots features 2 cops, one of which is the main character, who is fucking his cop-buddys wife of which there is one scene of a barn-fuck and then the criminals who had escaped from jail kill both the mistress and the cop buddy and hold hostage the family of our hero.
Faced with a dilemma and out of bullets, he resorts to going to the shed where he pulls out his bow and arrow, welds a mask and body armour out of a shovel's head and proceeds to dominate the said criminals in a robin hood style matchup.
Faced with a dilemma and out of bullets, he resorts to going to the shed where he pulls out his bow and arrow, welds a mask and body armour out of a shovel's head and proceeds to dominate the said criminals in a robin hood style matchup.
bob- Man i watched Don't turn out the light last night
sally- any good?\
bob- nah, it was terrible, unless you want a softcore porno, and even then its not very good.
sally- then why did you watch it?
bob- it was free on my ondemand channel.
sally- any good?\
bob- nah, it was terrible, unless you want a softcore porno, and even then its not very good.
sally- then why did you watch it?
bob- it was free on my ondemand channel.
by agno3 September 14, 2009
A phase from long time homophobe and angry tomato Alex Jones. The one time he actually got something right, as the gays are actually turning the frogs, but not through chemicals, but through our fabulousness.
✨SLAY✨💅
✨SLAY✨💅
Gay 1: did you get the chemicals for the water?
Gay 2: no, we descovored ✨slaying✨ was enough to turn the friggin’ frogs gay
Gay 2: no, we descovored ✨slaying✨ was enough to turn the friggin’ frogs gay
by Blob the bi frog god December 03, 2022
When a guy blows his load so massive and you can't swallow it so it comes out your nose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....BY PAM!!!!!
steve blew his huge load down my throat but it was so much it came out my nose..WOW What a Pam's french u-turn....LOL!!!!!!!!!!
by Pam's friend August 28, 2009
by doorknocking penis September 25, 2003
When one mate in a marrital commitment is caught by a third party trying to remove their wedding ring in contemplating approaching someone with the intent of breaking the wedding vow. In short, the intention of cheating on the other spouse. The action of removing the ring is caught and approached by the prospect, and the return excuse by the married member is: "I was turning the stone up", referring to the embedded stone in the ring and positioning the ring to display the stone topside!
Bob was at the bar and was caught "turning the stone up" by a hot female he just met! She asked what he was doing when he was trying to remove his wedding ring on approach.
by d.e.m.o. November 09, 2011