Tree Clown

Members of an elite alliance that prowl by night, thriving off the cries of their victims. They travel as a group and strategically pounce at the same time so prey has no fighting chance at survival. They eat copious amounts of cabbage resulting in abnormally large testicles.

Carl was minding is own business farming corn with his friends in his home village of GeSeMia when without warning a group of Tree Clowns swamped him from all sides. Carl's farm was raided of all his corn.

by MercElite November 8, 2019

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tree rapist

Theres a new sexualoty called "ecosexuals" i guess they fuck plants or something. If i ever see a guy raping the tree in my front yard, im gonna hit him with a baseball bat.

LOOK ITS A TREE RAPIST, KILL IT!

by fingerlickingvaginaparticles November 7, 2020

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Tree gaze

Looking up at trees and being marveled by their size or shape; different from classifying trees and a form of relaxation.

To take her mind off of things, she goes for a walk to tree gaze, forgetting her worries instantly.

by PseudoTree September 28, 2020

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Tree Shit

When your out in the woods and all of a sudden your butt-hole tightens up and you get that distinct feeling that your about to unload 12 pounds of ass cannon....

Onto a tree

tree shit: OH SWEET JESUS

by i dont know February 18, 2021

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Tree Stump

A person equivalent to a stick in the mud thats only purpose is to be an impediment to forward movement

Marjorie Taylor-Greene is a Tree Stump

by Denny80222 April 4, 2021

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Tree Dad

The term “Tree-Dad” originally referred to a man, typically tall in stature with a kind demeanor, like a tree. In present day the term has evolved to be used to cover a wider variety of individuals who may also be referred to as “good stuff”.

That actor Jason Segel seems like a total tree dad.

by PooBili May 15, 2021

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