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bologna tongue slap 

Being something that describes a man slapping his penis on a woman (or mans) tongue by making wet slurping/slapping noises.
Bro 1: Bro shes definitely a kind of bologna tongue slap kinda girl
Bro 2: ... that’s my sister
bologna tongue slap by T116 October 17, 2020

crunchyroll and tongue-punch the hole 

This kawai girl came over to watch some anime. We ended doing Crunchyroll and Tongue-Punch The Hole. I think I'm in love.

ham tongue 

An oral condition that is the undesired result of consuming too many sodium injected foods, such as ham. The main symptom of ham tongue is a perpetual and unquenchable thirst accompanied by a lack of saliva.
"Pass me your Gatorade, I can't get rid of this ham tongue." "I am exhausted, I was up all night with my ham tongue."
ham tongue by Gwenner November 25, 2013

work boot tongue 

A vagina so beaten up it looks like an old tongue out of a work boot.
middle aged women suffer from work boot tongue

Butt Tongue 

In the 2001 edition of Ripley's Believe It Or Not, the story of a man named jeffrey summers lost his tongue in a freak accident and had a section of his behind used to create a tongue so that he would retain the ability to speak.

The result of having a section of your ass removed to serve as a replacement for your tongue which has been destroyed due to unwarrented participation in certain intriguing activities.
Oh my god, that guy on ripley's believe it or not has a piece of his ass as a tongue!

That guy's butt tongue is hairy... cus it came from his asshole.

Hey look at Colin's hairy butt tongue!
Butt Tongue by realeditor March 16, 2009

serpent tongue 

1.) a very high-pitched voice mimicking a serpent's hiss.
2.) a modern mystifier that can manipulate someones thoughts.
3.) a modern-day vampire.
4.) roni saet.
" that guy from cast of shadows is a real serpent tongue! "

" i was serpent tounged when he creeps. "
serpent tongue by jared nicolai February 5, 2009