Donut Friday

Donut Friday refers to a growing trend within workplaces (particularly in the pro bono legal sector) where donuts are ordered, purchased and consumed by staff for morning tea each Friday.

"Man, I just can't wait for Donut Friday... I'm gonna get a cinnamon one!"

by fridays=donuts October 22, 2009

crimson donut

a bloody vagina and/or menstrual period

I hope my girlfriend gets her crimson donut soon. She has the worst PMS ever.

I'm going to f**k you until you have a crimson donut.

I got my crimson donut, I'm not pregnant!!!

by hell c. February 2, 2009

plastic donut

Store-bought cake donuts, sometimes chocolate but usually yellow cake coated in chocolate. Their highly-processed nature is evident by taste. These donuts are called plastic due to the hard coating (instead of a traditional frosting) and artificial ingredients.

Can you go to the corner bodega and pick up a box of those Entenmann's plastic donuts?

by adambox February 20, 2010

donkey donut

The butthole of a Donkey

"Do I really have to touch the donkey donut?"
"Only if you want to be a real veterinarian."

by TorchTaylor21 March 9, 2014

Powdered Donut

Cum in a girl's face, then shove it into the sand.

After having sex on the beach with that girl, I gave her a Powdered Donut.

by Xan81 July 31, 2011

Danish Donut

A danish donut is the bite size turds you shit that your partner eats as they are tossing salad.

You're gf loves leaving me chocolate rings after eating danish donuts

by DragonManFedYou June 16, 2011

dunkin donuts

Any kind of sex in an inappropriate setting. The act is referred to as dunkin donuts to avoid suspicion or simply avoid an awkward conversation altogether. The idea is that one could use "going to dunkin donuts" as an excuse or alibi, given Dunkin Donuts is often open 24-hours.

"So Mike, how was dunkin' donuts?"
"Eh, it was alright."

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unknowingly"Dave, remember when we got dunkin donuts that one time?"
appauled, disgusted look from Dave
pause
"What? It was as Crestian!"

by MotherEarthFracker December 11, 2007