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Cow Tipping

when you put artificial nails on a female cow who is thirteen and a half weeks pregnant with John Cena's children. They have to be purple and red nails that are at least seventeen feet minus 37 centimeters long. One of them has to have a picture of Harry Styles on it. After you put on the nails you have to push the cow over into a pile of its own poop.
Me and Anna went cow tipping last friday!!!!!!!! The cow had so much poop on it lol.
by marckis123456789 March 5, 2022
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Horny Cow

When you are getting a handjob and you fart and nut at the same time.
We were having a good time when suddenly he did the Horny Cow and ruined everything.
by Efhanwaltodn January 23, 2021
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kafira cow

the king of shitposters
the dumbest man to ever live

loves nigga twerk
hates lilian
kafira cow bruh
by ben 69 February 20, 2022
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Trash Cow

An unacceptable or un-chosen number in competition when grouping numbered cattle.
“Don’t be a Trash Cow, you’ll make us lose”
Get that fucking trash cow out of here!”
“We want 5’s! That fucking number 2 Trash Cow slicked is and snuck in”
by Boycow November 15, 2020
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scabby cow

Adj; to describe someone (usually female) who is just unrefined and of a far less superiority.

A ridden midden
'Uh, look at that scabby cow itching her arse crack in McDonalds'

'Have you seen Louise? She's such a scabby cow!'

'Did you hear Louise let someone texas hotpocket her?! She's such a scabby cow!'
by Dave55555 April 14, 2014
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Chocolate Cow

When you’re fucking in reverse cowgirl and shits on top of your dick
“Hey bro, my girl gave me the biggest chocolate cow last night and it was awesome
by Piss King October 17, 2021
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Cow Fisting

The act of giving an obese male or female large bruises on their body giving them the appearance of a cow and fisting them
Joe: So what do you like to do on the weekends?
James: Get absolute hammered and go cow fisting!
by JackassMcGhee April 12, 2020
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