Squirrel Beef

A bullshit imitation or substitute of any legitimate product or substance.

Damn bro what's in this gas station hot dog, squirrel beef?

by Squirrel Beef April 20, 2018

season the beef

Putting on a condom immediately prior to having sex.

"Fuck me, baby!"

"Sure thing. beautiful. Let me just season the beef."

by bigbadscot December 25, 2016

mass beef

When two people have beef (an issue) so severe that they cannot be seen with each other and they cannot associate.

A combination of dirty looks, and behind-the-back shit talk.

"Man, me and Chad have mass beef right now, I don't think I can associate with him right now."

by dankbuccaroo April 3, 2017

Beef bat

Dark colored vagina lips

Her beef bat was flappin

by Polish bill February 5, 2021

Hucking Beef

To catch large amounts of air while either snowboarding, surfing, skating, etc.

To pull a sick new-school trick (e.g. double back-flip, cab 720, anything gnarly...)

"There's a nasty pic of me hucking beef at Mt Bachelor..."

"He hucked straight beef off of that kicker..."

by BoneShaft December 18, 2009

Beef twister

When you grab someone's Cock and twist it like you're opening a jammed door.

Richie gave Martin a beef twister after Martin was talking shit about Richie's sister.

by Beef twister January 20, 2015

party beef

a term coined for a cute college aged girl with a sizeable belly. It is bigger than you'd like but you don't mind it because she likes to party.

Mikey was attracted to Molly not because of her party beef but because of her beer pong skills.

by pb_lover December 15, 2011