Squirrel Beef

A bullshit imitation or substitute of any legitimate product or substance.

Damn bro what's in this gas station hot dog, squirrel beef?

by Squirrel Beef November 21, 2017

Rip the Beef

ripping the beef ripped the beef

A loud, violent fart.

Damn, did you hear John rip the beef?

by Fickle9 May 03, 2018

Urban Beef

Term used by some homeless and folks who have neighbors who come from countries where eating dog is acceptable.

Mr. Santos is raising Urban beef for the summer BBQ.

Quiet that Urban Beef down before Mr. Kwon turns him into Urban beef stew.

I'm taking my Urban Beef for a walk.

by Inkjet2 November 04, 2011

party beef

a term coined for a cute college aged girl with a sizeable belly. It is bigger than you'd like but you don't mind it because she likes to party.

Mikey was attracted to Molly not because of her party beef but because of her beer pong skills.

by pb_lover December 10, 2011

beef pump

The pump from which the beef product is extruded from Taco Bell.

"Sorry the beef pump is out of order... how about chicken?"

by THE REGULAR WORD SMITHS November 24, 2017

Beef Squash

A combination of Sasquatch with a cheeseburger.

Who ever came up with beef squash was high as fuck.

by Mystical_Voodoo November 03, 2020

Beef Melt

Achieving a flaacid penis at the most inopportune time. Loosing an otherwise stiff, rigid, throbbing cock for any variety of reasons.

I took that slut home from the bar. But unfortunately, I had a beef melt from all the whiskey. She sucked on Mr. Softy for a while but it was a story without an ending.

by Dick Onchin December 16, 2020