titty goblin

1: A smaller man that is obsessed with knocking large breasts around and just getting in there for hours.

2: To Gobble or Gobbling on some large breasts. Really getting in there.

1: That guy is crazy in to cleavage. He is a huge titty goblin

2: Guy 1 - That girls melons are massive!

Guy 2 - If I was with her i'd be titty goblin

Guy 1 - Spend all my days livin up in there.

Guy 2 - I'd be like "gobble gobble gobble!"

by Rammz February 26, 2014

Titty Exam

What you do to a girl to determine size if you're blind or horny.
1. Slap her titties.
2. See if they move.
3. Run if she noticed.
* If her boobs do not move, she is either flat-chested or......you slapped the wrong spot.
* If you're blind and try this, be sure you hear a girl's voice while you're doing it.

Man: "Need a titty exam?"

Lady: "What's that?"

Man: "I'll show you."

by RebelDroomzyD June 30, 2014

Titty Litter

The mess of glitter, smeared make-up, shame, and coconut scent left behind by a stripper after a lap dance.

I went home after a wild night, and my wife bitched about all the titty litter on my face.

by ricklesspi November 8, 2013

titty milkshake

when your girlfriend gives you a milkshake that is made of titty milk

Hey baby want a milkshake
Yes I do

Well its gonna taste real good
It tastes like tits
Well its a titty milkshake

by JDF149 March 1, 2015

titty blasted

When you chew on a girl's tits after a big night of house music.

E.g - "yeah I totally titty blasted this girl Franki after Shiba San"

by The boob man March 12, 2015

Titty Top

Titty top is when a woman is wearing a low cut shirt and is showing lots of cleavage.

Titty top is used in all hours of the day and can attraction attention towards her breast.

Hey you! You need to pull up your shirt we can see you titty top.

It's titty top Thursday!

Omg! Did you see her amazing titty top?

by Cc1221 July 11, 2016

skitty titties

When someones titties are really rough and they make a "skit" sound when they rub together

"Yo girl you have some skitty titties. I heard you on the treadmill the other day and all i heard was "skit skit skit." You might cause a fire with all that friction girl!

by pooplicker420 May 31, 2018