sheep paralysis

a state in which you are not quite mentally present and your subconscious takes over your keyboard, often making remarks regarding eugenics or asexuality

i didn’t really mean what i said last night, the sheep paralysis took over my body

by iwannaiguana April 9, 2021

Sheep

Sheep: n someone easily misled by foreign agents or mischievous 13 yr olds into believing the most improbable information. Often found quoting scientists or doctors who don't practice in the field they are commenting on, experts who don't exist or non peer reviewed papers.

Those sheep keep quoting youtubers as a source for critical medical advice.

by Capt Scrappy June 15, 2021

sheep's heart

(verb) (noun) (adj) - To bring a organ of a sheep from the biology wing to the lunch room and leave it for others to mess with and get in trouble with.

1. Matt brought the Sheep's Heart to the lunch rooom and some of us got In-School-Restriction for being part of it.

2. That Sheep Heart really fucked us, now we're in trouble.

3. That thing was just like the Sheep Heart!

by mantreeotto December 24, 2008

Sheep

People who lack self-awareness. People who scroll mindlessly through social media. People who shop instead of study. People who follow the conversations of celebrities. People who remain uneducated about where we came from, a rather recent history in the course of the Universe. People who spend their lives watching NetFlix shows (however complex they may be). People who spend more time in front of a screen than a face. People who blindly believe the government's lies. People who just want to be famous.

Sheep tend to spend their lives on the internet because it instantly gratifies their "id"- the part of our mind that demands pleasure.

by ControversialClaire May 15, 2016

geek sheep

someone blindly following geek culture icons without being actually passionate about them.

look at all those geek sheep watching the new disney star wars movie!
i hear janet likes the ghostbusters reboot - what a total geek sheep!

by prdict0r May 23, 2021

lost count of sheep

Term used to say the speaker cannot sleep. Antonym of counting sheep.

Coined by Goldfinger in the song “Superman”.

“I’m trying to sleep, I’ve lost count of sheep.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Smited by the sheeps

When your playing minecraft and you kill one rainbow sheep plus two other regular sheep the next day you get struck by lightning

Guy 1:how was your day
Guy 2:it was good, i got smited by the sheeps

by Nesquikkid October 6, 2019