The Gerber scale of is a method of ranking attractiveness that ranges from 1-4
- 1: you wouldn’t hit that, and you don’t see why someone would
- 2: you wouldn’t hit that, but could see why someone would
- 3: you would hit, but could see why not
- 4: you definitely would hit, and do not see why anyone wouldn’t
- 1: you wouldn’t hit that, and you don’t see why someone would
- 2: you wouldn’t hit that, but could see why someone would
- 3: you would hit, but could see why not
- 4: you definitely would hit, and do not see why anyone wouldn’t
“Ayo my guy, i saw a girl at the gym who was a full-bodied 4 and I nearly blew my jorts”
“My guy you gotta be more careful throwing out perfect Gerber scale scores like that”
“My guy you gotta be more careful throwing out perfect Gerber scale scores like that”
by ImaPopAnyway September 24, 2022
Get the Gerber scalemug. by RTD2 September 4, 2013
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025
Get the <.0.7.4.6.1.5.3.7.9.7.3.4.3.4.6.2.6.6.2.9.6.9.6.6.9.7.3.4.3.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.0.>Motion Blur, Opacity, And Scale<.0.7.4.6.1.5.3.7.9.7.3.4.3.4.6.2.6.6.2.9.6.9.6.6.9.7.3.4.3.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.0.>mug. Hym "You fail to understand where you fall on the list of things I care about. Here a a scale The information I need > punishing the people responsible or everyone else for allowing them to get away with it > mitigating the amount of time I have to waste on meaningless labor > Family > nothing else in that order. And you my think 'Oh no! That's so cruel Hym! You don't care about family the most!? 😱' No. Why? Are you withholding the information I need from me? Yes? Then that is why. You're doing it to yourself. You know what you need to do to earn lost love and you refuse to do it. Until I get what I need you are nothing to me."
by Hym Iam June 23, 2022
Get the Scalemug. Cavernous Openings and Bottomless Buttholes is the scale used to measure the largest of sphincters. It is the named the COBBS scale after the largest anus ever found. It is the top end of the scale. The small side of the scale is Klosed Coccyx and goes up. The measurement starts when the subject starts to leave stainZ in their underwear.
The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.
The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.
by P. Seudo Nym May 6, 2024
Get the COBBS scalemug. Verb
Used to describe the action of describing a dimension of something with an uncommon unit of measurement, like using a banana for scale.
Used to describe the action of describing a dimension of something with an uncommon unit of measurement, like using a banana for scale.
The book The Sun And The Star is around 100,000 words long, which banana-for-scaleing it is around an eighth of Homestuck.
by ridinginahonda March 2, 2024
Get the banana-for-scalemug. 