Goat Gored

To be severely injured by a goat.

jeffrey shouldn't have climbed that mountain, he got goat gored pretty good.

by Judicium May 22, 2015

goat loaf

steaming rancid goat turd

dude dropped a massive goat loaf barking and foaming at the ass
nearly puked

by rancid ass foam September 26, 2021

The Sleepy Goat

A variation of the goat where the man is either laying in the fetal position or flat on his stomach, cock and balls tucked back between his thighs, resembling a sleepy goat face.

Pat really needs to start wearing pants to bed, everytime I walk through the room it's like an ugly ass goat is just staring me down!

Her: send me a dick pic

Him: nah baby that ain't how we doing it in 2019

Her:

Him: hits her with the sleepy goat

Her: *sploosh*

by MaDMeMeS February 14, 2019

Suck a goat

Some people just act and smell like they suck goats. Not to name any names. Sometimes they need to be reminded.

You smell like you suck goats for minimum wage. Go suck a goat.

by drypants August 27, 2022

backwards goat

Oral sex on all fours.

We were playing twister and I slipped a backwards goat on her when she wasn't expecting it.

by Jolly rancher September 22, 2016

stress goat

To fall over in paralyzed panic like a fainting goat.

Whenever Mat Frenz walks into a room, I totally stress goat.

by gryphoness February 12, 2015

Oat-goat

Soaking in a tub of oats, either over night oats, or instant - and feeling such immense pleasure from the experience one starts bleating like a goat, thereby becoming an oat-goat.

The man soaked in his tub, filled to the brim with Quaker oats. He felt it in his body, his mind, and in his soul. He started bleating in pleasure, he was now an oat-goat.

by Salamski December 22, 2021