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Couch boy

A crude caveman like individual that sleeps on parent's couch. A general laziness and indifference to reality. Incompetence of even the simplest ideas
Couch boy was caught again piddling by his parents while searching for memes
by Touchdown Jesus October 6, 2020
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Couch Callin

Used when someones saying they need to get home to sit on their couch and watch their shows. Basically saying “I need some me time
Chaz: you trying to hit this party tonight?

Mike: nahh man the couch callin

Chaz: dude you’ve seen the office like thirty times stop being a bitch
by Merle27 February 25, 2019
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Drama Couch

A situation where a person is surrounded by drama, but does not want or have any drama.
Girl 1: Did you hear about so-and-so hooking up with what's his face? They're so gonna be in trouble when so-and-so's boyfriend finds out!

Girl 2: OMFG I did! I heard that what's his face and so-and-so broke up last night!

Guy: Get me off of this Drama Couch!!
by YesQuite December 18, 2009
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Porch Couch

A couch used on the porch to bask in the sun and watch clouds while tripping balls
Jerry loves using his porch couch in the summer when he's high as a kite
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oprah’s couch

Oprah’s couch is synonymous with promiscuous sex, generally applied to the male of the species, it does however apply to some aggressive females, lesbians, and Bi-sexuals...
Ex: “Bruh, that Dude is legendary! He has gotten more ass than Oprah’s couch!!!
by Joe Schwaah March 28, 2019
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sitting couch

A out door piece of furniture made for 3-5 people.

Preferably used when:

A given summer you know will be a drought; you designate an old couch, in relatively geographic neutral position of the sitters of said couch¹, to throw outside. This is preferably in an abandoned lot/houses yard. The couch in question is then used for a meridian of activities such as linking, smoking, day drinking, etc.

¹The couch should be in walking distance (≥0.2 miles) of one said sitter, who can bum when he wants (within reason), who can ensure the longevity of the couch in case of (and not limited to):

a) rain secure a tarp
by juyshbocks July 5, 2022
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Couch-potatous

describes a person who sits on a couch and does nothing besides nothing. If they are asked to do something, they'll be deciding it all day, and won't give you an answer 'till they forget it.
My brother asked a question, but, eventually, I forgot it. He then turned angry and told me I was being "couch-potatous."
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