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Ultimate primal bourbon coon

An African American that has consumed so many bourbon related beverages they have devolved into a new state of being. They have an extreme propensity for violent and irrational behavior. This state also has the lowest observable brain activity of anyone that has become a bourbon coon.
as the plume of coon dust(UD) and cocaine cleared out of the room. Hakeem was found near a pile of Bourbon bottles and dead hooker bodies. The investigators were keenly aware they have made contact with an ultimate primal bourbon coon.
by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022
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Coon

Someone who uses urban Dictionary as a resource to define slurs in an attempt to have employees fired!
Yall see this coon using google!
by DefineThisBuddy March 31, 2022
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Coon

Someone on uses Urban dictionary as a tool to get folks fired.
Look at this coon spending all this time on Urban Dictionary!
by DefineThisBuddy March 31, 2022
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coon biscuit

any compact car with every seat or more completely occupied with black people.
while driving down the road, I passed a geo metro filled with five coons. I turned to my wife and said, "look at that coon biscuit!"
by Tyron Alexander Jones April 20, 2022
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Coon

1. A racial slur like nigger when used by white people

2. An uncle Ruckus or uncle Tom like character when used by black people

uncle Ruckus (a black person who is biased against there own kind)
"Jordan is such a coon. Look at how he treats white women compared to black.
"Get those coons off of my property!
by GloomyBuni January 2, 2021
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Cooning

Someone who quickly jumps in a trade (stocks or crypto) and jumps out after a quick profit.
Today I'll be cooning bitcoin. Easy money.
by TheMoneyFlipper January 3, 2021
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Coon whisperer

This is when someone is commanding coons through the art of whispering
Jack: how are you controlling the raccoon

Max:because I’m the coon whisperer bitch
by Jajshhsbebebbe February 2, 2021
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