"before and after" photos

The total bu**s**t "comparison of status/condition" images that supposedly show how much someone/something has been improved by your advertised products/services/philosophies. Often the "after" photos will have been re-touched to make the "result" look far better than it actually was, or the two sets of photos have merely been "switched" --- i.e., the "before" photos are actually of the deplorable/decrepit way that the person/object **presently looks**, and the "after" photos show how the person/object looked BEFORE you started messing around with your precious quackola "treatments" or "improvements"... in other words, the situation is EVEN WORSE OFF NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR ADVERTISED TREATMENT, NOT BETTER!!!

This advertisement's "before and after" photos of people who were supposedly helped immensely by this fad diet certainly do look impressive at first glance, but I can't help observing that many of the people look noticeably **older** in the "before" photos... interesting...

by QuacksO November 11, 2018

Happy Ever After

When a cheap massage place jerks off a man for money at the end of their massage.

Man: hey let’s go get a message

Brad: why u cramped?
Man: nah I want that happy ever after

by Karen7397 October 7, 2022

After sog

When a girl has been sexually aroused her vagina is still lubricated after intercourse .

her pussy is still wet after sex ! ready for seconds

do you want a towel for your after sog?
im getting a shower ive got after sog!
aww my knicker are soaking wet ! why ? after sog

by Lmcr111 May 15, 2019

After 9

A closeted gay man 👌

KG is an after 9? That’s crazy

by Todd Masifhi April 28, 2024

Friday after tea

A period of time spent doing nothing.

Being unproductive.

"Any plans for this weekend?"
"Nah mate, just Friday after tea."

by Cmacoriginal October 12, 2021

After Care Swiftplay

A swiftplay you queue in the game Valorant treated as an aftercare to controlling your duo's Lovense and participate in pillow talk.

I controlled Sage's Lovense then we queued an After Care Swiftplay.

by kittenxouwu March 18, 2024

After Christmas Effect

The few days after Christmas in which one of your relatives or friends realizes they forgot your gifts. They then go to your house to drop them off. Thus causing the After Christmas Effect.

My Grandma just came over with an After Christmas Effect. She forgot our presents again... This happens every year.

by Katie Marie Bell January 7, 2012