sweeney taste test

A taste test used on a female whenever you can't decide on which hole to stick it in.
Girl: So what hole are you sticking it in tonight?
Guy: Let me use the sweeney taste test and find out.
*moments later*
Guy: Maybe just your mouth, everything else was disgusting
Girl: Come on, I just showered last week....
by sneakydudedictionary December 06, 2019
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Current Events Test

Our lord and savior in AP World. Without these tests, most kids in AP World would fail the class. However, some idiots will still manage to fail this class. If only they had a sliver of a brain.
MC Grade: 49%
Essay Grade: 53%
Quiz Grade: 63%
HW Grade: 43%
Notebook Check: 40%
Midterm: 50%
Map Project: 20%
Final: 87%
Current Events Test: 120%

Final Grade: 97%
by SleazyBoy December 03, 2018
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Chinese Covid Test

Sticking someone or something in a butt.
“Phil took this girl home from the bar and while they were hooking up she gave him a Chinese Covid Test
by Tronicon January 27, 2021
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straight face test

The straight face test is a human bullshit detector. If a lie is so bogus, that it can not be uttered with a straight face, it does not pass the straight face test.
Tim: Did your wife buy that bullshit about how you buying a Harley, because they get good gas mileage for your work commute?

Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.
by P-Biddy July 11, 2018
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living room test

To check one’s moral compass about any controversial topic by visualizing your initial response if you unexpectedly walked into your living room and saw the event happening.
I thought I was fairly open-minded about gay sex until I took the living room test. Thinking about walking into my living room and seeing two strange guys getting it on on my sofa made me throw up. It is funny how we outwardly support things and internally find it disgusting.
by VegasBaller March 03, 2012
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Johnny Test Hater

Obnoxious rabid assholes that take their hatred of Johnny Test to extreme levels. They won't stop making shitty hate art either.
Matthew Davis Media is a prime example of a Johnny Test Hater

"WE GET IT!! YOU HATE JOHNNY TEST!! STOP RUBBING IT IN OUR FACES!! PLEASE!!!!!"
by Cynical Man May 28, 2022
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teacher's coffee test

Noun.

1.A fake statistical test.

2. An instance of the use of a complicated claptrap of statistics, to obfuscate the truth.

Derivation- As a humorous alteration of

"student's t test ", which is a real statistical test.
The data say, eating burgers and pizzas leads to weight loss ! Yes, we have used the teacher's coffee test to prove it.
by Nodcrafty charlatan December 13, 2021
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