tinder surprise

finding a match on the fore mentioned dating site and arranging a date only to discover the person looks nothing like their profile picture and you feel a tad cheated
" bloody hell what a right tinder surprise i had there :O she had hands like chip shovels "
by pethead December 21, 2015
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Canine Surprise

When you reach down under the blankets in the middle of the night, to pet your dog. Instead of finding his head, you tickle his balls by accident.
I got a canine surprise last night. I felt a bit queazy but he sure looked pleased with himself.
by pe_be_ January 01, 2017
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tuna surprise

she has a tuna surprise she probably doesn't wash her cooter.
by Rodrick Heffley’s grandma January 05, 2021
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talkeetna surprise

When you poop in the toilet and leave it for someone else to find but someone else comes behind you and poops on top it for the third person to find.
On a girls trip, we left our friends a talkeetna surprise. They had to grab a plunger by the third trip to the bathroom in order to clear the poop left from the first two.
by TalkeetnaScat January 04, 2018
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Talkeetna surprise

When one poops in a toilet and without flushing another poops in same toilet. Causing toilet to clog and one's poop to bob around.
by Hazzah#1 January 03, 2018
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the Armenian surprise

a sex move preformed by revealing your massive penis to your sexual partner for the first time
ay, baby let me do the Armenian surprise
by AmazingJa November 04, 2019
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Surprise Communism

Communism when you least expect it.
Drop the weapon!!! ... So that we can do the terrorist attack together.(An act of surprise Communism)
by Surprise Communism July 28, 2019
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