When you poop in the toilet and leave it for someone else to find but someone else comes behind you and poops on top it for the third person to find.
On a girls trip, we left our friends a talkeetna surprise. They had to grab a plunger by the third trip to the bathroom in order to clear the poop left from the first two.
by TalkeetnaScat April 23, 2018
Get the talkeetna surprise mug.When you "return" your books back to Chegg rentals at the end of the college semester, but instead of books you fill the box with feces and rig it with a small timer that triggers when the tape is ripped open on the box so shit explodes in a motha' fuckas face!
"Tom, I need to take 15 minutes to towel myself. Some ass hat in Florida just send me a kentucky surprise!"
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Jimmy: I'm seeing Krista again. She's more amazing then I remember.
John: She threw you off ?
Jimmy: Yes, total mermaid surprise.
John: She threw you off ?
Jimmy: Yes, total mermaid surprise.
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Get the Mermaid surprise mug.When you knock someone out and proceed to cum into their mouth while they are unconscious. It is the ultimate form of disrespect and ridicule.
1.
PK: "I'm finna knock that boy out and cum in his mouth
S.A.: "On god bruh, he gon a wake up and be all like "damn I got cum in my mouth" n shit"
PK: "thas right, he gonna wake up with a salty surprise"
2.
PK: "that boy likes to talk real big huh? He better check himself before he gets the salty surprise"
PK: "I'm finna knock that boy out and cum in his mouth
S.A.: "On god bruh, he gon a wake up and be all like "damn I got cum in my mouth" n shit"
PK: "thas right, he gonna wake up with a salty surprise"
2.
PK: "that boy likes to talk real big huh? He better check himself before he gets the salty surprise"
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