The morning after heavy drinking, the horizontal red welt on his face was evidence that he received a Lombardi Slap after passing out.
by Pimpo June 10, 2004
When you slap someone with your soft circumcised penis causing a small red mushroom shaped mark on the skin from the head of the penis.
by Aiden07321 June 06, 2010
Mom ask's why Im home so early from school? My reply... I got suspeneded for Shit Slapping Andrew Brown in the bathroom!
by Ray July 02, 2004
When an insult is so surprising and uncalled for, it's the equivalent of slapping someone across the face. See mental slap.
Person One - Yeah, I got a 95 in math last year.
Person Two - So? You slept with the teacher.
Person Three - Verbal Slap!
Person Two - So? You slept with the teacher.
Person Three - Verbal Slap!
by More Awesome Than Thou November 26, 2005
Being slapped with a jandal. (Jandal being a Flip-Flop)
Usually done by a samoan lady to her kids or Husband...
Usually done by a samoan lady to her kids or Husband...
by dongbull21 March 10, 2011
The practice of slapping someone's face with your penis, usually when erect. This is often performed as a joke when the recipient is either asleep or otherwise incapacitated.
Pablo is very into cock slapping, so he tried it on his girlfriend while she was blowing him, and she liked it.
by kalliburr February 28, 2012
A "Danza Slap" is when a man slaps his erect penis derisively on the face of the woman who is giving him a blowjob. The genesis of the phrase can be found by watching the x-rated movie "Insatiable" starring Marilyn Chambers (1980). There's a scene where Ms. Chambers is getting rudely f'ed by her rich daddy's gardener on the pool table in the mansion. Being of low social standing, the gardener delights in "danza slapping" rich-girl Marilyn many times. The key though, is that the gardener (played by David Morris) actually looks like Tony Danza! I sh*t you not. Check it out.
by Flabbafour August 07, 2009