Mexican Lightning Rod

1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.

Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.

by PhallusDestructus June 3, 2021

Tide Rod

The Tide Rod (verb) is when a man (intentionally or unintentionally) cleans his penis without rinsing off the soap and then proceeds to have penetrative sex with a woman. This results in a yeast infection, causing the vagina to look like when you put too many tide pods in the washing machine.

Dave's wife had been complaining about his genital hygiene so he gave her the Tide Rod.

by Silliest Sex July 19, 2025

Glass rodded

The act of sticking a glass rod in a man’s tip, or a women’s cat. And then breaking the rod.

Or someone who needs to be glass rodded

“Yo, Friend 2 needs to be glass rodded” Friend 1

by AndrewTape1 April 2, 2025

rod

a rod on him is a usual name for a male penis of a horse and can do a better throw in than most people

look at the rod on him

by stephen ross September 4, 2021

Hot Rod

Sticking a rod in the fire then plunging it feeling her vagina and let her pussy juice Cool it down

I can't wait to hot rod Julia and her roast beef vag

by Hotrodatron April 24, 2017

Gizz Rod

A term given to someone who can successfully be a woman repellent unintentionally

Luis went on a party earlier, everyone called him a Gizz Rod

by LePost James November 3, 2022

tennesse ram rod

The act of removing ones chewing tobacco mid coitus and inserting it into the rectum of their partner and proceeding to "ram it home"

Me and Becky was doing it doggie style last night while we watched Nascar and I decided to give her the ol' Tennesse ram rod.

by Cheesedique June 23, 2017