When life throws you nothing but the bottom of a bag of corn chips and some salsa, make mexican cereal!
by Mark Shackelford August 04, 2007
Pre sexual intercourse, tabasco sauce and itching powder is put inside the condom which is then rolled on.
Hot itching sex follows!
Hot itching sex follows!
by Chambers C2 January 13, 2008
Yo dude, U never know the winner! mexican election hombre pulls plug...
mexican federales take him to Guadalupe canyon mexican election just like norte americanos.
mexican federales take him to Guadalupe canyon mexican election just like norte americanos.
by itichie_nocanpo July 04, 2006
A sexual act in which you take a juicy pepper while doing a girl doggy-style and then quickly sqeeze pepper on yourself and stick it back in. Then yell " AYAYAYAYAYAYYA"! The sensation is amazing, after this, you must get off, then send her on her way.
by plays4u June 20, 2010
A sexual act involving a very large woman. A "mexican rugburn" is performed by having the fat chick get naked (perferrably after foreplay so she is wet and sweaty) and then having her spread her cheeks, sit on your face, and rub her butt back and forth very rapidly. When done, you will have a rugburn on your face from her butt pubes and you will be brown like a Mexican cause of the dinkelberries.
by domo-oragato February 23, 2011
by Blorpman69 March 22, 2016
When someone is doing a job and they forget how it goes back together so they look at another one to see what it's supposed to look like when it's done.
He was putting the brakes back together on his car and he had to look at the mexican blueprint on the other side to see how it goes.
by flashotter October 02, 2011