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goat roach

Goat Roaches: adjective; 1) any male or female whose behavior is trifling, bold, ghetto, and extremely disrespectful to others. Lacking class, self respect, and a highschool education. If it looks like a roach, walks like a roach, and hides when the lights come on, IT'S A ROACH!
Bonquesha sells all of her food stamps every month never making sure that her eight kids have food, she is such a Goat Roach!
by GGdaMakeupArtist January 24, 2017
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stress goat

To fall over in paralyzed panic like a fainting goat.
Whenever Mat Frenz walks into a room, I totally stress goat.
by gryphoness February 12, 2015
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The Sleepy Goat

A variation of the goat where the man is either laying in the fetal position or flat on his stomach, cock and balls tucked back between his thighs, resembling a sleepy goat face.
Pat really needs to start wearing pants to bed, everytime I walk through the room it's like an ugly ass goat is just staring me down!

Her: send me a dick pic

Him: nah baby that ain't how we doing it in 2019

Her:

Him: hits her with the sleepy goat

Her: *sploosh*
by MaDMeMeS February 14, 2019
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goat loaf

dude dropped a massive goat loaf barking and foaming at the ass
nearly puked
by rancid ass foam September 26, 2021
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Suck a goat

Some people just act and smell like they suck goats. Not to name any names. Sometimes they need to be reminded.
You smell like you suck goats for minimum wage. Go suck a goat.
by drypants August 27, 2022
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cracked and goated

cracked and goated is what the famous N0bleN1Njaz is at fortnite
yo N0bleN1Njaz is cracked and goated at fortnite he will box you like a fish you are so dogwater and ricewater
by Snowy098 September 29, 2021
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stink goat

A hairy lesbian hippys long sweaty flaps dangling out on a hot summers day.
"Oh man Bertha - your sweat is outlining your stink goat again".
by drrryl March 4, 2016
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