Kentucky flat iron

When you do a hot rail of meth off of a woman who has no breasts

It's only a Kentucky flat iron if you're either in Kentucky, or she's from Kentucky

"I gave her a Kentucky flat iron and I haven't slept in 3 days!"

by Toe_knuckles March 16, 2023

flat vorhees

A filler word that can be plugged in anywhere.

I got a major flat vorhees. Plugged in for boner.

by Sweezy May 17, 2016

Flat

1. One of your tires when you have been driving your Hellcat too much
2. Smooth and not round
3. That skinny girl who sit behind you

1. Aw, crap! My tire is flat!
2. A piece of wood is flat
3. Damn, she FLAT!

by Fat Heffer April 7, 2019

flat-screener

Slang term for a modern, flat-screen LCD television set.

I just ordered an awesome fifty-inch flat-screener from Amazon.

by Warren Daniels December 16, 2013

Flat gap

The space between a flat chested females breast. Noticeable in swimwear or deep V cut shirts

Carrie had major flat gap in that dress, she looked like a 12 year old boy

by Smolien October 1, 2016

Flat ass

Something I kinda want because it's weird with guys starting at my butt

Don't hit on her she's got a flat ass 💀

by Qw33n_ofn0thing March 13, 2022

A Flat Miner

What you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a Mineshaft?
A♭ Minor!
(A Flat Miner)

by LordJenal May 13, 2022