Coon brainz

A disease causing lack of knowledge; symptoms include stunted growth and advanced usage of the word nigga

He must have caught a case of coon brainz

by Lord of the coons April 18, 2018

Coon scratcher

The scratcher of a coon, scratchs coon, the coons servant, ur lower than a coon

Jamal is a coon scratcher

by DaCoonMediatot November 17, 2021

coon platoon

a group of black people who are doing nothing wrong and are just existing. Used as a hateful term.

Tyrone- hi wanna each lunch with us?
Tony-NO. I DON'T WANNA JOIN YOUR COON PLATOON

by NewJigger June 6, 2023

Coon rider

A Coon rider is defined as black male virgin that engages in raw sexual intercourse and/or anal for the first time in the back of the car. He often has 60 nangs beforehand and busts after only two pumps!

Ryan kite: Hey did you see that Coon rider riding that bitch in the car!

Bi Jai: Yeah! He was puffing on two bloons whilst “Jdogging that hoe”

by Monkey Mav May 2, 2022

Coon

a skraight (straight) - goofy.

in the African culture around Africa, & of around Chicago.

,Coon

by romelmbarnett August 6, 2021

Coon

Preston

Up the Coons

by Tatsurai December 13, 2021

Loot Coon

A loot coon is a sect or Loot whoring that is incredibly self centered.

"Joe Schmo Bimbobob" Yo mark i need meds i'm low on health.
"Mark Henry Klein" Nah i'm all out
*later*
*Mark Henry Klein Dies*
*Teammates looting body of Mark Henry Klein*
"Joe Schmo Bimbobob" You fucking Loot Coon I needed those meds earlier
"Mark Henry Klein" Fuck you I needed it for later

by CallMeManaMan February 16, 2019