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Freeier than Turbo tax

Because the commercial of Turbo tax says free the definition is when you have no earnings.
Your dog freeier than turbo tax so free, free, free, free
by itsmePhYcOEruptsaj February 16, 2021
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Cuntier than a lesbian porno

Geoff: ‘Did you have a punt on the weekend?’
Ash: ‘Yeah but I lost it all in the last leg.’
Geoff: ‘Ahh that’s no good.’
Ash: ‘Yeah. It was cuntier than a lesbian porno.’
by SquirrelNuts84 March 27, 2022
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More Shares Than Hairs

-noun

1. A hair challenged person with a high amount of ownership or options to a company.
Examples of "More Shares Than Hairs" candidates:
Steve Ballmer, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, etc...
by herrocroser November 15, 2010
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The Terms 'Hotter than Satan's Balls' is used when it is unbarably hot outside . Satans balls is approx. 1200 thousands degrres and burns your mouth if you lick it
Stipe: Its hotter than Satan's Ball sack outside
by SOULJHA BEAST October 19, 2012
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completly useless , waste of skin on a voyage to dipshit land.
That cop was dumber than a box of brick shit.
That guy really thought his wife got lost in oklahoma for six hours. He must be dumber than a box of brick shit.
by pinhead77 December 15, 2008
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even better than the real thing

Oral sex, almost exclusively fellatio.
How was last night in bed with Suzie?

Even better than the real thing.
by atemperman January 25, 2004
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Because I'm better than you

What you say when your friend asks why you didn't go to his/her party/event.
Friend: Why didn't you come to the party last night?
Other Friend: Because I'm better than you.
by Yellow Cat December 15, 2014
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