Taco Party

A social gathering primarily consisting of females.

(Guys, let's be honest... aside from a lezbo club, woman's prison yard, and maybe a bachelorette party, it is a known fact that such an event is an unlikely occurrence. Hats off to the lucky son of a bitch that actually finds one...)
Dan said there were so many chicks at that place last night, it was a fuckin Taco Party. Dan's full of shit, bra, we all know that never happens...
by Bubba Rump September 07, 2010
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paco taco

Eh buddy, i got some nice paco taco back at my place.
by ToneLessLOC beyotch January 17, 2011
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taco squat

Its the girl version of a tea bag its when a girl puts or rubs her vagina in someones mouth or face
like if your at a girls basketball game and the girl is on a break away against one girl you say "Taco squat her"!!!
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Crunchy Taco

A woman who has an aggressive, unfriendly, or "crunchy" personality.
by mauna_lani August 13, 2010
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Taco Fries

1. Fries served with minced meat, taco sauce and cheese as well as with whatever else is served in a taco except the shells

2. The best thing since sliced bread if you're not a vegetarian
Gretchen: Hey, lets pop in here and get some taco fries!

Fry: Yeah, as long as there's no cheese on mine though.
by SarkoSuicide July 17, 2008
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shrimp taco

Refering to one who lacks skill or common sense.
Sam: Alan can't even tie is own shoes!

Fred: He's a shrimp taco
by JonasV April 23, 2016
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Taco Dilemma

If you've ever eaten a taco, or a particularly full sandwich, you have encountered the Taco Dilemma. The problem arises when you realize that your taco has so many toppings, and so much meat, that if you try to take a bite from one end, much of the contents will drop out the other side.

Thus, you are presented with a dilemma: Which end do you take, and which end do you sacrifice?
Carl pauses, taco in hand, and realizes the horror of the situation before him. Should he choose one end, he surely dooms the other to the horrible fate of falling, uneaten, to the plate.

His friend, Michael, notices Carl's hesitation. "Ah, the old Taco Dilemma, eh?"
by Tinglystix August 12, 2007
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