Colombian Sucker

When two fully erect men form a "69" position and snort cocaine off of each others penises.

Yo bro, me and John had a craaazzy Colombian sucker session last night, you should try it.

by P-rizzy November 03, 2023

Dunkin' Dick Sucker

That one bitch that tries to suck off your boyfriend in the bathroom of a Dunkin' Dounuts

Sara: My Boyfriend's ex was a total Dunkin' dick sucker

by Moneyballbag September 19, 2023

Social Sucker

Someone who gives social media platforms access to their online presence; including personal information, pictures and movement tracking without thought or knowledge of how such information may be used.

That Mr. Cunningham posts everything on Facebook. What a Social Sucker.

by Incultus01 November 02, 2019

fanny sucker

you suck fannys fir a living xoxo

"you're a fanny sucker"

by yer maws fannyyy January 22, 2021

Maryland Cock Sucker

When a woman (*or man if you’re into that shit*) puts raw crabmeat and old bay on their lovers cock then gives him a blowjob while moisturizing his cock with said crabmeat and old bay until he cums.

Man: Did you hear? Bobbie’s Wife made him a Maryland Cock Sucker

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023

Maryland Cock Sucker

The act of a woman (*or a man if you’re into that shit*) taking raw crabmeat and old bay and massaging a man’s penis with his/her hands while sucking said dick.

Man: y’all hear about Bobbie’s wife?
Man 2: no, what about her?
Man: he got a good ole Maryland Cock Sucker last night.

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023

Brain Suckers

Brain suckers is another name for headphones that weird / phychotic teachers use

*listening to music*
Teacher; 'THOSE ARE BRAIN SUCKERS GET THEM OUT OF YOUR EARS"

by Root Seal, Root Root August 08, 2018