A San Bernardino Steam Roller is when you hold in a crap for a long period of time than crap in out and smother yourself in it. Afterwards you must roll over a girl until she is also covered in poop. you also must skeet skeet while smoking a meth pipe and doing crack cocaine off of someone's butt. preferably to make it more authentic play Dr Dre and have a cuck chair in the back.
when my drug dealer asked me what the meth was for I told him it was for our San Bernardino Steam roller that night
by quimaphe July 2, 2025

When a man is bent over and his girl is tugging his peen from behind. Then he proceeds to rip a toot out of his ass
When Johnny was bent over his bitch Sam was tugging on his junk. He let off a rip in sams face. That’s a steam donkey.
by Chad Beaver April 13, 2024

When you are fucking a chick in the middle of the woods in the dead of winter and pull it out. Effectively making your meat stick steamy and brown.
I was giving my gf anal on a camping trip, when I pulled out that Steaming Bear 🐻 it was putting off vapor like a garmet steamer.
by PoopOnMyCock April 29, 2024

by Ra Skull August 6, 2010

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by Bigboy179946 February 7, 2020

A wonderful survival multiplayer ran by sappysteam! The community revolves around brainrot and “barbecue bacon burgers” as a primary source of entertainment as the servers appeal wanes due in part to the over use of plugins and mentally retarded 12 year old humor.
by Rocklagisdumb December 19, 2024
