Squimpin

Chillin' out and vibing to the absolute highest degree. Used to refer to a variety of actions with a positive connotation.

"What's Kyle doing over there?"
"Oh, he's big squimpin; making a triple distilled grilled cheese."

by Shabby Sean the Big Prawn August 2, 2021

Squirrel Cop

Another name for Game Warden

Hey, did you hear that the damn squirrel cop gave me a ticket?

by og_Fainted November 13, 2021

squirrel

Me

Me: I'm a squirrel
Friend: nice

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 20, 2022

Squirrel's penis

The insertion of a wetted finger into another person's ear.

I was confused and amused when Chantal put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrel's penis.'

by Super Sandy Cheeks February 5, 2022

Squirgum

When something arouses you so fast that your sperm leaks out of your penis before it is full chub.

“You just made me squirgum in my pants”

by BackPocketRPG December 19, 2021

Squirrel

Squirrel is delicious, nutritious and practically ubiquitous. You can use it for eating (cooking or eating it raw), heating (using it as firewood) or beating (once rigor mortis sets in, it becomes quite stiff, almost like a baseball bat).

1.
Guy 1: "My mom always prepared me squirrel soup when i was sick"

2.
Guy 1:"Oh shit! He's beating him with a dead squirrel!"

Guy 3: "OH GOD PLEASE STOP OH PLEASE I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WR---ACK!"
Guy 2:"Hol up i gotta record this"

by Sumrandomknucklesinatank April 2, 2022

Squimgombly

a offensive British slang term for penis

"Oi bruv, I've got a bigger squimgombly than ya, Wanker"

by real111robloxdude May 6, 2022