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Spider

Shitty little crawlers that don’t deserve to be here, what the fuck do they even exist for. Nothing. It’s just something half the population hates, me personally I DESPISE these demons for paralyzing me in fear by just moving, and I hate it when people go like “It’s just a tiny bug how does it hurt you” it hurts me by making my soul leave my body. They make me feel physically and mentally ill, god help me how do people live knowing there is a tiny horrifying arachnid waiting for you to open that door. I once had a spider crawl on my skin, never recovered. And a little mystery is how they just appear out of absolutely nowhere, they just go on and exist. You can look at a wall once, look away, look back and there it is!! I’m just so fucking tired of them, i hope they go extinct, what purpose do they even serve? Curing cancer? Treating hospital patients? DID NOT THINK SO! Not only are they gross, scary and just toe curling. But they are also useless. I need them GONE, GONE!! AWAY!! they just make me want to cry, and I have cried over them before. When I realize there is one In my room I immediately run out and hope it will just disappear. But when I realize I actually have to kill it myself I cry because I have to approach it, goodbye and thanks for listening to my rant.
Spiders are undoubtedly the most petrifying little things I ever seen
by Absolutely_not_okay June 27, 2023
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puckered spider

man, that chick's puckered spider is overused
by pat smear November 26, 2003
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Spider anal

When you put baby spiders in a tube and shove that tube up someone's asshole and open the tube in someone's ass.
You like spider anal don't you?
by Toxic._.kate April 23, 2015
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Sidesh

A really annoying individual. Everyone falls asleep when he speaks. Know-it-all. Not liked by anyone.
He's such a Sidesh
by ihatesidesh March 7, 2018
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chinese sea spider

The crab you get at oriental buffets.
We went to the Ming Court Buffet to consume ungodly amounts of Chinese sea spider
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Queen of Spades

White nationlism's brand of cuckhold fetishism in which black men are made out to be hyersexualized low-iq beasts here to force themselves on white women. Always popular in the most racist corners of the internet for a good reason. Often is mistaken for just regular interracial porn which doesn't involve calling the black man racial slurs and preferring him to talk like a thug. Created specifically for people like the KKK to have something to fap to. No normal, sane, or reasonable person would ever defend this trash. Being a racist is not a fetish.
"I just want to call him a n*gger and have him beat me and rape my wife, it's just a fetish bro I'm not racist I'm just a Queen of Spades."
"nnnnnng yeah baby you dumb n*gger animal, rape me and knock me up with your superior black seed so I can have stupid violent babies with 14 inch dibbles who will join gangs just like you...I'm not a racist though I'm just a Queen of Spades."
by justawackydumbname October 7, 2022
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spide-mobile

The oh-so-cool snazed up cheap car driven by 'norn iron's' rodent problem.
They tend to be driven with bass speakers installed and at full volume playing the latest song (I say this in want of a more suitable word), oh, and shouting at people on the street, whom they wouldn't normaly say anything to unless they had 5:1 odds.
A favorite cry to be uttered from the spide-mobile is the infamous ~ "fookin' hippie!"
by cray October 31, 2005
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