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Shitty McDickerson

Old Shitty McDickerson over there sure does have a smelly cock.
by buttdavehead May 1, 2014
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shitty McDermott

One who shits and/or farts excessively
by M0n$t3r August 18, 2014
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shitty surprise

This sexual act can only be performed once in a relationship. If done more than once, the subject should be subject to ridicule.
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.

Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!
Guy 1: " Yeah, I gave her a Shitty Surprise last night"
Guy 2: "I did it the other week with my ex"
by mary poppins butthole October 26, 2014
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Shitty pop cock

I pop bottle that looks and feels like a big dick
I found a shitty Pop cock
by Tummy monkey Monday February 6, 2015
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shitty pow

Forceable self ass sex
The king had no friends so he shitty powed himself everynight
by DerbyPopcorn February 23, 2015
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shitty selfie

A selfie taken while defecating or "shitting" typically showing the back of the toilet in frame.
This morning I took a shitty selfie since I ate that taco bell last night and I wanted to capture the moment for my grandmother.
by creationclouds April 3, 2015
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Shitty Bus Driver

Someone who is a terrible driver. For example, speeding, going off the road constantly, and paying more attention to whats happening inside the car than what is happening outside.
"Damn, Yolanda is a shitty bus driver."
by JehovahsWitness May 17, 2015
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